If your
web site looks like this, you have problems!!!
Choose one banner, or choose them all,
but please do not put them all on your home page.
One or two per page is plenty!
And for goodness' sake
- CENTER THEM!!!
If you really want to
let people know you're not a professional,
don't forget to put a counter on your page!
BEGIN BANNER FARM
(a parody)
Let me show you how too make lots of money like me!
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Did you sign up for all my stuff? Hey - here's some more!
There have been an amazing
visitors to this page
END OF BANNER FARM (Whew!)
Thank you for your interest.
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