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A Short Quizz

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells
whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close the door. This question
tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant
and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions, correctly, you still have one more chance
to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited
by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles
are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90%
of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of
a four year old.

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